Beltmon

Belt 'em all!Travel the land far and wide to add all Beltmon to your belt! (Cause that's where you keep 'em, not your pockets)Dozens of unique creatures each with their transformations to form your personal team and challenge the champions of every city.Depressive pixel artAre you tired of colorful, bright and uplifting landscapes? Say no more!With Beltmon's darker-than-necessary and gloomy unique art-style you will feel right at home.Retro vibesFrom pixel art and animations to old school grind, Beltmon makes you relive that nostalgic 90s monster collector fantasy that modern games won't replicate.Rock is the goat In an age of electronic music, overproduced sounds and autotune, Beltmon's soundtracks will make you feel like it's the early 2000s again. Back when music was made of music.Original storylineTake on the role of Tray. 31, unemployed, still living with mom.Why? Cause we know you can relate. Cmon. I do.Meet numerous unique characters, each with their own personality, and challenge them to show who is the very best Beltmon User and to prove to your mom that you are not a waste of oxygen.Spoil the plans of the evil Lord Terfling and his army of TERFs, hellbent on forbidding all Beltmons from transforming.THIS IS A PARODYIf you're reading this and you're part of some billion dollars corporation that has nothing better to do than to throw lawsuits around like rice at a wedding, just don't, please, I'm just a broke fella.This game is a PARODY and as such is protected under the EU law.Any references or similarities with previously existing video games or media is entirely parodistic and satirical.